Monday, April 07, 2008
Side note : Pls be advised that this post may content explicit materials,if ur under the age of 18, or prefer to be under the age of 18, pls do not read any further!!! Dont come nagging at me about how inappropriate this post is, i already warned you not to read it!!Woke up this morning to a wonderful surprise, a parcel that came all the way from Melbourne just for me! A pressie from my cuzzie
With exploding enthusiasm, i ripped open the parcel to see what my beloved cuzzie on the east side had sent me. The first thing that greeted my anxious eyes was a piece of crumbled paper,
Then as i vigorously dug my way through the layers of reused paper, i found this,
You cannot imagine the amount of confusion i was in............how was i suppose to use this???
1) Do I ..........shove it up my arse??
2)Do I ...........put it in my mouth??
3)Do I ...........grab it with my man-ly hands??
I shall embark on a journey to find the use of this very mysterious object!
After all is said and done, i would like to thank Ad! for the pressie.......it was seriously unexpected! Even Pei Ren probably wouldnt be able to think about this one. :P
Melvin, Looking at the God Side of things.
5:33 PM.
5:33 PM.